Alison: Oui, bonjour?
Caller (with southern accent): Excuse me ma’am, do you speak English?
Alison: Yes I do.
Caller: My name is Chris. How are you today?
Alison: [pause] Chris, are you a telemarketer?
Caller: [sadly] Yes I am.
Alison: I’m sorry, could you call someone else?
Caller: [sadly and tiredly] Have a nice evening, ma’am.